Word of the day:
flabbergast:
- to overcome with surprise and bewilderment; astound
flabbergast:
struggletown:
A metaphorical town in which people who struggle are said to reside. If a person struggles in one certain aspect of their life which would be befitting of an occupation in struggletown, they are adopted into Struggletown in that occupation.
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I’ve decided to move to struggletown so I can be neighbors with my best friend goobs <3
wait:
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I heard this word at least 20 times during my Chem lab today. The runner-up was “b.s.”, which was said about 10 times. haha
mind fuck
To experience a situation which calls into question the way your mind currently sees a certain idea or the world in general. Such an experience usually leaves the person stunned/speechless while he/she begins wrapping his/her mind around the new idea.
or
An act similar to sex, involving two people sending mentally arousing brain waves to each other. No physical contact is required to mind fuck. Mind fucking is a very safe sexual act, however one should be warned that you can contract a MTD, or mentally transmitted disease. It is recommended that those who are about to mind fuck make a mental mind condom before hand, to help reduce the chance of contracting a MTD. Mind fucking is a two person activity. If you wish to engage in a form of mental sexual activity for more than 2 people, try having a mind orgy or mind threesome. Normal orgy and threesome rules apply.
eg:
I just had the most amazing mind fuck with Sara last night!! I got such a brainer, and her mind is so sexy. I could have eletricly compulsed on her brain all night long.
LOL!
pillow lust
That feeling that college students experience where they feel so exhausted that the idea of their face hitting their pillow sounds so utterly fantastic, it’s almost sexual.
shitstorm:
A course of action that would appear to lead to a good outcome, but when undertaken, leads to a situation that is utterly out of control beyond human comprehension.
or
When a tornado hits an exposed septic tank and sends all the contents into the air, where it falls down in a rain-like pattern.
Idiot 1: Dude, there is crap all over the place!
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house’s septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.